Submit dirty smerchette secrets
We require submissions and asks. The more bizarre, the better. Let’s see just how weird we can get. >>
stupid sexy steve…………. >:[

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Anonymous asked: His hands give me so much sexual frustration. I honestly have more fantasies involving his hands than actual sex.

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fuckyeahsmerchgiraffes:

ask-a-gamer:

chicksdigthephoenix:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

tychosexual:

for the record
Tycho’s vibrator of choice

smerchette vibrator of choice as well methinks

^^^^{ oh god that IS creepy 

((I. WHAT.))

YOU PROLLY DON’T WANT THIS ON THIS BLOG.
BUT I AM BEYOND THE POINT OF CARING xD

Anonymous asked: Dom!Steve night almost killed me. The thought of him dominating the fuck out of me pretty much eradicated any possibility of my ovaries operating normally for the rest of time. UNF. Him, me, and a pair of handcuffs man...

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Anonymous asked: Most of my current smerch frustration currently stems from his stubble. Can't stop hearing the bristle it would make between my thighs/on my neck/under my thumb as I grab helplessly against his cheek.

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Anonymous asked: After watching Hello Ladies, I had this overwhelming desire to be fucked by him. I ended up masturbating, thinking of him staring down at me with those beautiful, big, blue, eyes while fucking me over and over. I ended up orgasming and when I thought I was done and over with it, a few hours later, I had to do it again. That man gave me the biggest cosmic dose of horniness ever.

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Anonymous asked: Oh my god is Vermouth running this now?

YOU BET YOUR ASCOT I AM

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Anonymous asked: Watching Hello Ladies turned me on more than anything else has in a long time. All I could think about were the unspeakable things I would so to him if I ever got him alone.

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lllllllllllllllllllllladies (and gentlemen and nonbinary peeps)

feel free to fill the assbox with your deepest desires

i know we haven’t had any posts in a long while but i would like if this got up and running a little again

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